Put away those thongs from Victoria Secret and that package bulging Speedo you bought while on vacation in Europe, and ignite your sex life with Fundies:Underpants For Two.
The large underwear features two sets of legs and two rears so you and your significant other can slip into something a little more comfortable. You can squeeze together and get closer to a person than you ever thought possible.
Be careful! Many product testers reported strong inclinations towards periods of nudity and shortness of breath following the wearing of Fundies:Underpants For Two.
Two Are Better Than One
The snug fit of our fabulous Fundies: Underpants for Two is the reason for the sudden surge of pregnancies in the United States. Ok, I can’t prove that’s even true, but when you and your significant other spend some time in the Fundies, you won’t really care.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
-- A pair of white underwear with red trim
-- Four leg holes for two people
-- Soft polyester material with elastic trim
-- Perfect for very close get-togethers
-- Hilarious at bachelorette parties for four legged races
-- Promotes warming through body heat and close personal contact
Who Would Like Fundies?
This product is perfect for the new couple that’s just starting out and into all the weird kinky stuff that new relationships bring. One minute you’re in a Fundie and the next you’re waking up in a field next to a clown with nothing on but a smile. Ahh, young love. It’s also great for the relationship veterans who might need to spice things up a bit.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I use Fundies even if I am alone?
Sure, whatever floats your boat. You might look a little weird using the fundies by yourself, but there are always a wide array of inflatable companions to choose from. No one said you couldn’t have a little fun by yourself.
Do I need to worry about bodily injury?
I wouldn’t try and run a marathon in these things, but for your average run of the mill fun and games of the sexytime variety, you should be safe. Although, beware the dreaded chafing.